Gordito is Dr. McNinja's 12 year old sidekick. He grew his moustache through sheer force of will. He is a crack shot with his revolvers, a skill he learned from his dad, who was a sharp shooting trapeze artist. He is named Gordito because of some self esteem issues. He has helped out McNinja on several missions, and it is because of him that Yoshi behaves herself and generally helps out.
- "Gordito" is Spanish for "Little Fat Boy".